well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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