I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
its not stalking. its research.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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