i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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