If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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