question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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