Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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