dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Randomize