Buhtt sex?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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