Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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