How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
