Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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