you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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