My first STD was from a foam party
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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