idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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