Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
So squirting runs in the family.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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