we're blogging at a bar
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You smell like a Billy Joel song
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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