This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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