grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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