he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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