Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize