haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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