But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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