Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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