I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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