walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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