Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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