I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
you traded sex for a burrito?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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