This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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