I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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