ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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