Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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