Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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