What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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