i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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