take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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