hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize