shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She bit a glass in half.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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