She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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