Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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