man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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