so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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