Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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