Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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