just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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