I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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