More tranny stories later!
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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