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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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