They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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