sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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