How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
birth control should be required to get into college
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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