i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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