probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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