only if we run a train.
done.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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