So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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