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Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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Have you been drinking my beer?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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