My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
My first STD was from a foam party
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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