The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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